i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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