This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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