you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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