Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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