Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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