we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
