If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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