you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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