Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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