if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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