The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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