How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My vagina is officially offended.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
