Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
where does the pee come out of this thing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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