How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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