The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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