If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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