If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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