I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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