Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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