Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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