For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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