Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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