We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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