Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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