i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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