I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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