he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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