Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I look better un-naked...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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