I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Randomize