I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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