oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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