other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We just shotgunned beers for America
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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