did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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