i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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