I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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