How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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