woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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