is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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