break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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