dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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