He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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