glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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