Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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