I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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