omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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