I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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