Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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