he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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