What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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