i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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