i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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