oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
did i just pee glitter
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