He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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