her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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